Friday, August 5, 2011

Phuck 'em Phridays in Philly

Phuck Philadelphia and the evil blood it was founded on.
 
Phuck those savages who shot up the 47 Bus and will spend all their time in jail learning how to be a better criminal, getting some hot new Ink, and receive 3 square meals a day and a roof over their head.
 
Phuck Super Nintendo Arlene Ackerman for not stepping down and robbing these children of what little knowledge they can acquire.
 
Phuck Arlene Ackerman supporters.  Clearly you people must not have children who are school age because what the superintendent is doing wrong and she is financially bankrupting the school district and tax payers pockets. 
 
Phuck black people who support Arlene Ackerman because she is black. Dig this, she is not your sister no matter how many times you say on the news "Sister we got your back!" If she was your sister, then she wouldn't be robbing you, legally.  My sister is 6ft tall and pecan tan and she brought me some sandals that I forgot to pick up.  That's a sister. Arlene Ackerman is just some nigger bitch that is playing off the stupidity of blacks.  Speaking of stupid blacks....
 
Phuck calling these violent riots in Philly a "Flash Mob!"  I haven't seen one person with a pillow or doing the Cat Daddy. A Flash Mob is
a group of people coordinated by email to meet to perform some predetermined action at a particular place and time and then disperse quickly. Usually its something bizarre and/or funny, usually no harm is caused an only the flash mobbers interact with each other, they will not pull anyone else into their mob.
 
Phuck these black flash mob kids/young adults attacking white people.  Keep it up here and it will be like that episode of New York Undercover.  You know the one I'm talking about, where the boys steal a Mercedes but the woman they took it from was the mother of a Mafia Boss.  So go ahead, I encourage, attack another white person, let's just hope its not Joey Merlino's aunt or some White Philadelphia Police Captain's sister.
 
Phuck all racial slurs. The way I see it, don't call yourself one or YOUR people one if you don't want people that is not of your same race to use it. Dr.Cornel West called The President a coon.  Well the other day, Rep. Doug Lamborn called the President a tar baby and Pat Buchanan called him "Boy." Now there was outrage among the black community but only when a white person said it.  A racial slur is a racial slur, I don't care who says it.  Sticks and Stones will break your bones but names will never hurt...maybe.
 
Phuck Cardinal Bevilacqua for moving these priests all around so they can spread their perverse wings and have all the boy butt sex they want. If Father Flannigan is touching little Timmy at St.Rose Lima, why move him to St.Malachy's so he can touch little Rasheed, then move him to Our Lady of Lourdes so he can touch little Jose'.  Cardinal Bevilacqua, you should be charged as an accomplice because if not for you, maybe only one kid would have been given butt sex instead of 25.
 
Phuck Cardinal Bevilacqua's attorneys for trying to say he can't stand trial because he is suffering from dementia and cancer. First I would like to say, that is a lie, because he was just running things in 2003. He only stepped down BECAUSE of scandal. By the way, he served as Archbishop in Pittsburgh between 1983-1987, I wonder how many priests diddled little boys out there and he looked the other way.  Second, I know people with cancer and who have died from cancer, it's not funny and should never be used as a scapegoat. You will all burn in hell for that one, phuck-o's.
 
Phuck Philadelphia News and Police department for releasing the information of the 14 year old girl who was raped in Kensington (subdivison Fishtown) on July 11 yesterday.  So what the girl didnt report the rape for a few days. A few days is 3, not 3 weeks.
 
Phuck Chestnut Hill College for employing an unstable maniac as a professor. Professor Rudolf Alexandrov killed himself during the math class he was teaching.  I assume each student that was in his class at the time will receive an A for each class they take for that semester. I mean seriously, for $41,000 a year, I don't expect my professor to off himself while he should be teaching me Probability and Statistics.
 
Phuck PLCB (PA Liquor Control Board) and their warehouse in Philadelphia. The have been overstocking and stealing and causing good libations to spoil. If the warehouse holds 500k bottles and you order 750k bottles, the other 250k bottles are sold under the table to bars, patrons, restaurants for a cheap price (well not cheap but they take off that 30% mark up the state applies). Next time you open a bottle of wine and it tastes like vinegar or your bottle of dark rum tastes like burnt syrup, it probably was sitting in the warehouse on 23rd and Washington in a non-temperature controlled room where they were going to sell it under the table but wasn't quick enough. That is how 20 PCLB workers were suspended with intent to fire. If you wanna be a bootlegger, be a bootlegger. Remove all the "illegal" hooch, don't keep it in the warehouse with the legitimate hooch that is inventoried and audited...IDIOTS.
 
 
 
 

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