Manic Monday - I need one of those

 

 

 

 

the golden girls theme song popped into my head this morning. now i cant stop singing it and its only one part
i keep repeating, "and if you threw a party and invited everyone you knew, you would see the biggest gift would be from me and

the card attached would say thank you for being a friend"

 

yesterday i was forced to watch BBW porn. i think a little bit of me died that night.

 

two words, aurora jolie.

 

you have to be a little homogenized (thank you Nino DeMayo, www.worldlyweighs.wordpress.com) to work in the porn industry.
the idea of doing a DP (double penetration) knowing your balls are gonna rub on another dudes shaft should freak you out.

 

affion crocket show is funny. Too bad its going to get cancelled because he is making it TOO urban.

 

hurricane season is in full effect and it's totally affecting my insides to the core, talk about being a gloomy gus :(

 

kellogg's cornflakes is the best cereal but explain to me why that dumb white box with a rooster cost the same amount as cinnamon toast crunch or

crunch berries. cornflakes are boring, they dont run commercials for them any more so why do i have to pay $4.99 for a box of cereal that isnt

glamorous.