Phuck 'em Phridays in Philly

 

-Phuck Lesbians (more to follow)

-Phuck leaving my ipod at home and now i have to listen to the mindless dribble of co-workers

-Phuck Sprint and that extra $10 fee they charge if you have a smart phone

-Phuck this Recession that caused all the GM/Buick/Pontiac dealerships to close

-Phuck T.F. Jingles, I'm about to return you to the PSPCA

-Phuck thumbsucking. I need an intervention.

-Phuck "For Colored Girls", that movie just showed how stupid women are and can be over/about a man

-Phuck "Precious", that movie just sucked and Lee Daniels should be ashamed of himself

-Phuck Democracy, Socialism is the way to go

-Phuck WDAS for playing such wack music, God I need my ipod

-Phuck these drunk jeans I'm wearing. What a waste of $150, i should gain the weight back so they will fit. Oh wait that sounds stupid, just like

 for colored girls.

-Phuck West Philly, yeah I said it

-Phuck B.O.B.

-Phuck America for indicting John Edward for getting his dick sucked. That's between him and his wife who is now dead.  Thanks America,      

 you killed her, not cancer.

-Phuck not having enough money to quit my job and move to England NOW.

-Phuck Dwayne Wade, Dirk "Diggler" Notwitzki can get it. 

-Phuck this blog, time for me to address my real reason for being here...Lesbians.

 

I'm out.