Im having a manic monday on a friday. it totally sucks. My mind is racing and thing are popping in and out. I blame it on the flu and no i am not checking spelling or capitalization or grammar..so suck it.
here are some of my random thoughts while driving 20mph to work:
1. back in the day cheerleader skirts were long and basketball shorts were short. now cheerleader skirts are short and basketball shorts are long. does that mean sports were run by a bunch of gay men who wanted to see legs (and possibly a ball) of players. but today, people like mark cuban are all about the coochie.
2. why do women wear weaves and not blend the hair. im not all weave happy but if you must wear one, get it done and get it done right. you are trying to take the most unnatural thing and make it natural....the least you could do is blend the hair.
3. computers keep getting cheaper and internet rates keep getting higher. if i werent so terrified of free wifi, i would tell verizon to piss off. when the hell is clear coming to my neighborhood.
4. january is national oatmeal month. i wonder if this is why mcdonalds decided to let everyone know they are now selling oatmeal. oatmeal cost pennies to make. but mcdonalds is going to sell it for $3 and people will buy it. i guess they gotta overcharge for all those mouse droppings and roach excrement.
5. why is that every time i cough, someone puts up the crucifix symbols with their fingers and says "stay back". im sick you douche, not possessed.
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