Welcome to the first and many installments of Thursday's Things. As you can see, I love alliteration. Each Thursday, I will list things based on various topics, some silly, some serious, some may just make you wonder why you follow my blogs and do I spoke crack... Let's begin:
Today's topic: Things that can help people get a life
1. Focus on what you have and utilize it to the best of your ability
2. Get a new job
3. Re-invent your current job
4. Have a baby
5. Put together a 5,000 piece puzzle
6. Start a band
7. Go visit a homeless shelter
8. Voluteer at your local children's hospital
9. Paint your toes blue (if you are a female)
10. Iron all your clothes even the underwear
11. Go to Movie Stop and count 66 DVDs, pick up the 67th DVD and go home and watch it
12. Read a book
13. Organize your sock drawer
14. Go to the petting zoo and feed the goats
15. Visit your family
16. Take a bath/shower
17. Paint your walls
18. Fornicate with a stranger
19. Train for a marathon
20. Take guitar lessons
21. Learn to speak Mandarin
22. Write one letter every week to you local congressman and ask them to pave your streets with gold
23. When all else fails, and you are still sitting around worrying about what the next person is doing, Slit your wrists vertically because obviously you have already lost at life.
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