Euphemism - adult content and vulgar

Okay, I've been all depressed and what not. The blog is called Rants, Raves, and Sunny Days...being sad is not ranting, raving or sunny. So let me talk about something i find sunny and kinda funny but not like HA HA!. I was sitting at work and actually working (its helping keep my mind busy) and then King Inspiration hit me up to make sure I didnt slit my wrist the right way (kidding, i love me to much for that and i'm catholic, i see enough God aint punishing me for that). So we were talking about women being a lot more expressive as they get older. Some have confessed playing DJ Diddles while realizing how attractive they found him. That's funny and also flattering. Now you are wonder oh damn, where is she gonna take it. Well guess what, Sunny never takes the high road so now its time to get low and dirty.
DJ Diddles, wow i love it. Women talking about how they masturbate aka rub one out, play with themselves, finger pop, double click, click the mouse, go fishing with the man in the boat, manipulate the system(the last two are mine, dont steal them, haha).
What's really lame (you know i gotta rant even when being sunny) is when they take something so dirty and try to clean it up. Sex and everything that encompasses it is dirty. Think about it bodily fluids, spit transfer, and hair that is not yours is in your mouth and to the soldier out there with Red Wings (see previous blog), blood.

Then we have THESE people who sell you sexual toys and package them all pretty and for some astronomical price because you are too ashamed to go down center city or a Risque video to get the same thing for $7 that you just paid $48. What the fuck is a Booty Parlor Party!?!? Let me tell you, everything is pink and pretty. Vibrators look like lipsticks, nail polishes, barettes and are supposed to be discreet. What the fuck are you popping off at work, why would you need that type of discretion. That plastic/vibrating temporary dick should be in your bedroom or your car if you and you partner are into outside adventures. A dildo that is about 18inches long and has the 3 inch circumference is called "The Man of War" dudes and dudettes, its hilarious to look at because I wanna know who runs that deep (and im not trying to hear skinny girls do). I say this to say, stop trying to pretty up fucking and stop trying to make it out to be something more that what its purpose is for, procreation and satisfaction, thats it, no more no less.