Friday, July 10, 2015

Phuck 'em Phridays in Philadelphia

Phuck Governor Tom Wolf in sheep's clothing.

Phuck the tuition increases because of the Phuck Boy Tom Wolf.

Phuck WCU tuition increase of 3.5%.

Phuck Mayor Nutter for trying to bridge a gap with Mexico.  Phuck Boy Nutter, you are not going to Washington.

Phuck all these black people siding with all these other black people who later turn out to be phucked up beyond repair.

Phuck that kid down Southwest who set another kid on fire with hand sanitizer.

Phuck all this rain.

Phuck PECO for blaming the outages on the rain; leaving people stranded for days.

Phuck Directv for messing up during Smackdown.

Phuck being serious, time for rants.

Phuck not being able to find yellow Vans.

Phuck my daughter for stealing my footie socks, buy your own cheapskate.

Phuck my daughter for working and not being home to do chores.

Phuck my husband for having no vacation days but two weeks of sicks days.

Phuck me for not realizing my kid and I have the same mascot...Go Rams.

Phuck me for not wearing a tank under this shirt.

Phinally, Phuck this phucking day, come on 4:00.


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