Summer Solstice

 I saw you this morning at Broad and Allegheny with your rolling suit case. The black cowl neck mini dress with three-quarter inch sleeves accompanied with leather/pleather/vinyl knee boots. Boots, really!?!?




To Bra or not to Bra that is the question. Yes a bra can be hot, especially if its padded. But isn’t going braless even hotter? The breasts will lay against your upper ribs (unless you are small cupped or a early teen), lower ribs, stomach, or even your knees (whoa nelly!). That skin on skin contact is making me sweat just thinking about it. The smell that comes from under breast sweat, well it’s like no other. Think of it as sour milk trapped in a babies neck, YUCK.



Death and Destruction must stop. It’s too hot to beat up a guy on Septa bus. It’s too hot to start shooting at people which forces them to run. They may not die from a bullet but take a dirt nap because of heat exhaustion.



It’s too hot to put a wig on your baby. If your baby is bald, let them be bald. No need in putting a wig on an infant, it’s not as if they know they are bald. Besides, do you know how much heat generates under a wig, it’s like wearing a skull cap in summer.



It’s too hot to wear Old Navy flip flops. That flimsy piece of Styrofoam they call a sole is melting into the sidewalk as we speak. As each foot lifts to take the next step, you can hear the release of the sole mimicking the sound of pulling tape.



Kenny Chesney fans are truly fanatics. 98 degrees and the kept doing encores. That show lasted four hours. It's too hot for an outdoor concert.

It's too hot to keep showing news shows that are talking about banning soda.  If you are drinking soda today, you deserve to be fat, have diabetes and get your leg cut off like Big Momma.  Damn get some water; bottled, filtered, reverse osmosis, or good ole tap - JUST DRINK SOME.