Haiti looks like the set from Peter Jackson's "District 9", funny thing (but not ha ha), it's called Tent City just like it was in the movie. Unfortunately, this is not a movie.
The newly elected governor of South Carolina is a woman and she is an Indian, 7-11 not Casino. SC is the same state that has the Confederate flag atop the State Capitol building waving above purple mountains majesty above
There is a new zodiac sign, well a lost sign, an apocrypha of signs if you will called Ophiuchus. It's in between Scorpio and Sagittarius. Based on the 13th zodiac, I'm considered a Virgo, get out of town because I will never be a Virgo.
The same doctor that assisted the District Attorney with Michael Vick dog abuse case, is on another case that was dismissed. She accused the owner of having sex with his Great Dane, Christie Brinkley. I think veternarian needs to stop working with pets and go on American Idol because clearly she wants to be famous.
There are a million homes in foreclosure and the payday loans have gone up 300%. We are on our way to being the new Haiti.
Pope John Paul II is on his way to becoming a saint even though he swept a lot of that sex abuse scandal under the rug. Funny thing about being catholic, all Christians who die become saints. It's those in this life that want to make it apply here so they can pray to the saint aka the middle man and not directly to God.
15,000 people have been murdered in Mexico ever since those drug wars started. Funny thing, troops were sent to diffuse the situation and help bring order but the cartels are killing the soldiers, slitting throats, cutting off the hands of children.
3 year old girl gets a credit application in the mail from American Express (AMEX). Now if anyone knows anything about AMEX, they do not give a card to just anyone because what you spend must be paid off by the due date. Maybe the 3 year old should buy a few of the foreclosed houses because clearly her credit score is at least a 750.
The FDA wants drug companies to lower the levels of acetaminophen in Viocdin, Percocets, Oxycodone and other narcotic based prescription drugs because when taking them and a Tylenol or any other acetaminophen product, it will cause liver failure. If I am taking Viocdin for pain, why would I need a Tylenol.
American Idol with only one person with talent....Steven Tyler. This has to be the series finale, please St.John Paul, I beg of you. Oops, too soon.
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