The road to hell is paved with good intentions. Not hell like fire and brimstone but just anarchy and chaos. Well wait, lets address that, it could lead to fire and brimstone if it's coming from an individual.
Cell phones are a great idea. They allowed you to call your friend while trying to get to their house for the bridal shower. They allowed you to call 911 when in an accident or if you see a non working street lights at a major intersection (I'm good for that one). That wasn't good enough so they upgraded and say hey, we should put a camera on there. Remember all the times you were out and wish you coulda taken a picture of your child petting the goat at the zoo but you forgot your camera, well problem solved. However, it still wasn't good enough and then came SMS Text, which allowed you to have a quick conversation (go through your phone and you will see the preset messages like "in a meeting", "call you back", "let's do lunch") just in case you were some place and couldn't talk like at the N.E.R.D concert. You know, that still wasn't good enough and enter the Smart phone, which used to be a PDA. Now you have you a personal computer with full Internet capabilities, minus Microsoft Office, in the palm of your hand. You can view and receive those important documents from work because hey, you are now connected to your employer's email (No thank you!) or you can go online to google maps and find directions to your friend's baby shower. It just wasn't enough, because for every one good thing you can do with your cell phone, there are three "bad" things to top it.......
Introducing, *drum roll please* SEXTING!
ahhhhhhhhhhh, cheers and shouts as the crowd goes wild. But we all know what happens when you go wild, you end up on a DVD for $9.99 plus shipping and handling.
The SMS Text is now used to flirt back and forth, you know feel the person out. That wasn't enough, use the camera phone and take pictures in a negligee or bathing suit then send it to the person you have been texting, all thanks to Internet being on your phone. But, but, but, but wait it gets worse...The texting has now went full raunchfest and the messages read like a pornography script. Well you gotta, just gotta send some pictures of your cash and prizes because what's the point of talking about it. Now the exchange of genital shots have been sent, with the possibility of outside equipment involved (see the blog titled Euphemisms) on the woman's part. What's next, the two shall meet and intertwine into the freakfest they have been talking about because honestly, why go to that length and say, "No thank you!" Cell phones have been the start, middle and end of relationships. It may cause a woman to rain down fire and brimstone, it could cause a man to possibly knock your block off. Cell phone records have been subpoena for legalities include stalking, harassment, espionage, terrorist attacks, and divorce.
That's the anarchy and chaos I was speaking of earlier.
That's the anarchy and chaos I was speaking of earlier.
Many Cell phone companies (except Sprint not Nextel) allow you the option to turn on the text history feature. If you share a plan with your mate, once they log in, they can retrieve the entire text history, and everyone talks trash because I have Sprint. Know your cell phone company and know yourself. If you send those photos, will they end up in some stranger's inbox with a NSFW subject line, or will they cross paths with your mate.
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